


Kaylee: "Looks like they've jerry-rigged it with a pressure catch. Mal: "It's a real burn, being right so often." What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!?" (deadpan) "Oh right, that would be me. Jayne: "Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command." Episode 2 Quotes Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." Mal: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'." Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?" Mal: "If I'm your mission, Shepherd, best give it up. Mal: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?"īook: "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here. Mal: "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. Mal: "There's just an acre of you fellas, ain't there?" (to Zoe) "This is why we lost, you know. (Zoe, Mal, and Jayne are backed up against the edge of a cliff by a bunch of drunken brawlers) Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." Mal: (into com) "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Mal: "I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind you." (Zoe punches the thug out) "Drunks are so cute."
